Disclaimer: Please note that this book contains profanity. While it’s meant for entertainment, it may not be suitable for all audiences!Navigating the workplace can be a minefield of unspoken frustrations, unsolicited advice, and moments when you want to scream—but can’t. How to Say Things I Can’t Say Out Loud At Work is your essential guide to translating those raw, unfiltered thoughts into polished, professional language.This book offers a collection of witty “translations” that help you express yourself without burning bridges unnecessarily!Whether it’s dealing with a clueless coworker, managing unreasonable demands, or simply trying to keep your sanity intact, this book provides the tools you need to communicate effectively — and hopefully keep your job. Read more

INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER • An economist explains five laws that confirm our worst fears: stupid people can and do rule the world "A masterly book" —Nassim Nicholas Taleb, author of The Black Swan • "A classic" —Simon Kuper, Financial TimesThroughout history, a powerful force has hindered the growth of human welfare and happiness. It is more powerful than the Mafia or the military. It has global catastrophic effects and can be found anywhere from the world's most powerful boardrooms to your local bar. It is human stupidity. Carlo M. Cipolla, noted professor of economic history at the UC Berkeley, created this vitally important book in order to detect and neutralize its threat. Both hilarious and dead serious, it will leave you better equipped to confront political realities, unreasonable colleagues, or your next dinner with your in-laws. The Laws: 1. Everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals among us. 2. The probability that a certain person is stupid is independent of any other characteristic of that person. 3. A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person while deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses themselves. 4. Non-stupid people always underestimate the damaging power of stupid individuals. 5. A stupid person is the most dangerous type of person. Read more

The classic Michael Lewis book that defined an era of greed, gluttony, and outrageous fortune, available for the first time unabridged and read by the author. In 1986, before Michael Lewis became the best-selling author of The Big Short, Moneyball, and Flash Boys, he landed a job at Salomon Brothers, one of Wall Street’s premier investment firms. During the next three years, Lewis rose from callow trainee to New York- and London-based bond salesman, raking in millions for the firm and cashing in on a modern-day gold rush. Liar’s Poker is the culmination of those heady, frenzied years - a behind-the-scenes look at a unique and turbulent time in American business. This new audio edition, produced by the same team that produces his number one podcast Against the Rules, is unabridged, read by the author, and features archival news clips from the era, original scoring and sound effects, as well as a bonus episode from the companion podcast. From the frat-boy camaraderie of the 41st-floor trading room to the killer instinct that made ambitious young men gamble everything on a high-stakes game of bluffing and deception, Liar’s Poker is both “the funniest book on Wall Street I’ve ever read” (Tom Wolfe) and the launchpad for Michael Lewis’ storied career. Read more

Things I Want To Say At Work But Can't Coloring Book: Teacher's Edition from J.J. Hurley and Rainbow Lada PressDo you need a light-hearted gift for a teacher? Or perhaps you are a teacher who needs a chuckle in between grading papers and creating lesson plans?If so, then this book is for you!What you will love about this book:30 hilarious designs. This coloring book has 30 funny phrases with mandala backgrounds.No Swear words. Sometimes swearing is inappropriate.English teacher approved! All of our coloring books have been thoroughly proofread. Guaranteed to be typo-free, with no spelling or grammatical errors!Large size. 8.5 by 11 inch pages of high-resolution printing for crisp clear images.Single-sided. Separately printed sheets with black backs to reduce bleed-through to allow you to relax and reduce stress with markers, colored pencils or crayons.Enjoy hours of laughter and stress relief!Some example phrases include:I Love Grading Papers So Much, I Do It In My SleepI Became A Teacher For The Fame & MoneyI Have A Teaching Degree, But My Real Qualification Is My Ability To Herd Cats Read more

All across the United States when there is an emergency or a crisis there is one number the citizenry turns to in order get assistance... 9-1-1!But how does 9-1-1 work? More importantly, what doesn't 9-1-1 work for?This book provides a brief history of the 9-1-1 system in the United States and provides transcripts of actual 9-1-1 calls from actual people who need help during an "emergency"...you know, like when your local fast food chain runs out of chicken nuggets, when your car battery is dead and your power locks won't open, or you need assistance being a parent.The book concludes with a look at the next generation needs of the 9-1-1 system and, as always, encourages all readers that when in doubt, call 9-1-1! Read more

Things I Want To Say At Work: Swear Word Coloring Books For AdultsRelax and take a break from your day to unwind and color these funny swearing quotes about workGreat gift to cheer up yourself or a friend, order your copy today. Read more

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Next time you're up to your neck in nagging requests, emails, and meeting invites, give your coworkers a (not-so-subtle) hint: Take a Number!SPECIFICATIONS: Includes a mini butcher counter-style "take a number" system with 100 paper tickets, plus a digital number board to display the number currently being servedINCLUDES MINI BOOK: Enjoy an illustrated mini book outlining how to tackle common office distractions, like Carol from accounting asking if you saw last night's episode of Dancing with the StarsPERFECT OFFICE GIFT: Whether it's for your boss, the office White Elephant party, or your busy coworker's birthday, this is a hilarious novelty item that's sure to delight!REALLY WORKS! As functional as it is funny and adorable, this tiny ticket dispenser might actually help you keep requests at bay Read more

Feeling one meltdown away from quitting your job? You’re not alone.Welcome to Twinkle, Twinkle, My Ass – the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud swear word coloring book made for the true superheroes of early childhood: burned-out preschool teachers and daycare workers who deserve a damn break.Inside this unapologetically bold book, you'll find:🖍️ Hilarious quotes about daily daycare chaos💥 Bold designs with doodles, tantrums & coffee🎁 Perfect for stress relief, venting & giftingWhether you're battling glitter storms, snack-time meltdowns, or Karen’s “concerns,” this book is here to remind you:You're doing amazing. You’re just also losing your shit – and that’s totally valid.Perfect for:– Teacher appreciation gifts– Daycare coworker surprises– Retirement laughs– Mental health breaks during nap timeWarning: This book contains strong language and strong feelings. Not for kids. Definitely for those who take care of them. Read more

Searching for the perfect retirement gift? Look no further!The Ultimate Retirement Activity Book is the ultimate choice for anyone about to embark on their well-deserved retirement journey. This book is not just a thoughtful present; it's a gateway to endless entertainment, mental stimulation, and relaxation.With over 100 pages of puzzles, quizzes, word games, jumbles, riddles, picture puzzles, and much, much more to keep you busy, this is an activity book designed especially with retirees in mind. Why not tackle a daily crossword as part of your new daily routine? Or pit your wits against a fiendish general knowledge trivia puzzle?How about tracking down all the words you can in a word search while you have your morning coffee? Or just keep yourself entertained with page after page packed full of funny quotes, quips, and mottoes for the recently retired!In this book:More than 100 pages of fun games and activities125 puzzles and quizzes in totalA unique mix of word, trivia, and picture puzzlesFunny and inspirational retirement quotes and mottosSpecially compiled with recent retirees in mindWhat’s the perfect retirement gift? Whether for a friend, family member, or colleague, The Ultimate Retirement Activity Book is a delightful gift that says, "Congratulations on your retirement!" Read more

Things I Want To Say At Work But Can't: Swear Word Coloring Book : (New & Improved Updated Version)This Coloring Book is filled with 35 unique designs ready to color when you need to relax and zone out! I hope it will bring you many hours of freaking fun.Features:35 unique swearing designs and patterns to color!Printed single-sided for your coloring convenience!Makes a perfect gift for all occasions.Soft, glossy coverSee our other beautiful style of our swear words coloring books, search "Bokaplay Syripe" on Amazon or simply click on the author name to see a variety of modern cursing coloring books in all sorts of fun cover designs. Read more

What's the strangest question employers have been asked during an interview? Among the responses:* What is it you people do at this company?* Why aren't you in a more interesting business?* Will the company move my rock collection from California to Maryland?* Does you company have a policy regarding concealed weapons?--from Idiots at Work: Chronicles of Workplace StupidityLeland Gregory once thought crooks, politicians, and lawyers were the greatest nitwits out there, but it turns out that the working masses are packed with the dumb, dumber, and dumbest humans on the face of the planet. Gregory's look at nincompoops, Idiots at Work: Chronicles of Workplace Stupidity, makes it crystal clear that the world's biggest jerks are on the job. Consider these examples:* The woman who sued Eastman Kodak to improve the lighting conditions on her job...in a darkroom?* The Ontario Federation of Labor, which installed a bad boss hotline to get a handle on labor problems--only to have the system crash soon after startup because too many calls came in.* The interviewee who wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time.Gregory has made a career out of finding the imbeciles of the world and sharing their antics with the rest of us. His AMP humor compilations What's the Number for 911?, What's the Number for 911 Again?, The Stupid Crook Book, and Hey, Idiot! were all hilarious, but Idiots at Work takes the cake. The book is filled with hilarious tales of moronic managers, office idiots, stupid shareholders, daft decision-makers, poor planners, and other outstanding examples of cubical klutzes.  Read more

Looking for funny gifts for coworkers? You’ve found it!HR-Authorized Ways to Tell Coworkers They’re Dumb is the ultimate guide to gifting office humor that’s funny, tactful, and just the right amount of snark. Perfect for the coworker who keeps it real or the prankster who knows how to keep it HR-friendly!This book is packed with fun office supplies vibes, filled with laughs, and brimming with clever ways to gently say what everyone else is thinking—without crossing the HR line. Here’s what’s inside:Hilarious HR-approved zingers: Keep it professional with smart, funny one-liners and tactful truths.Fun office humor: A collection of office-friendly jokes, pranks, and workplace memes that will keep coworkers laughing all day.Office pranks galore: Lighthearted ideas for work-friendly pranks, perfect for livening up the office.Beautifully illustrated and easy to read: Engaging visuals throughout make this book a joy to flip through, perfect for any break room or desk.The ideal Secret Santa or gag gift: Great for your office joker, a new hire, or the coworker who always has the best comebacks.This book is designed to help you master the art of office honesty without risking that pink slip—because sometimes, the truth just needs a little humor!Be the hit of the office with this one-of-a-kind, HR-approved gift. Get ready to keep it classy, keep it funny, and keep it real! Read more

Sit Back, Relax Laugh and Color with These Hilarious DesignsLooking for a coloring book that you can kick back, relax and relieve stress with? If so, then the Things I Want to Say at Work But Cant Swear Word Coloring Book is the perfect resource for you.This book is the perfect:Adult swear word coloring book, gag gift, going away gift, birthday gift, office gag gift and for coworkers and more to use for stress relief and relaxation.This coloring book:Is 8.5 X 11 dimensions Includes hilarious and stress relieving designs with adult humor that will keep laughing that you can truly make your ownSingle sided images and designs so that your colors won't bleed through the pagesVarious designs that will keep you entertained and relaxed while you color Perfect gift for friends, birthday gifts, going away gifts for coworkers, Secret Santa gift, stocking stuffer for Christmas, funny gag gifts, funny gift for women and more that want a coloring book to use for boosting creativity, relaxation and stress relief.If you’re looking for a funny coloring book to use for relaxation, inspiration, and stress relief then grab your copy today. Read more

Has anyone ever tried to throw a cash register at you? Have so many irritating and inane questions caused you to develop a poker face so strong that a sledge hammer wouldn’t break it? Have you seen every dark impulse man possesses? Do you know every demon by name? Yes? Then you’ve probably worked retail, and this book is for you.No? Then you’ve probably never worked retail, and this book is for you.These are the true stories of my ten years working retail. Often ugly, sometimes touching, always funny because it didn’t happen to you. Read more

Tired of biting your tongue in the office? Wish you had the perfect way to inform your coworkers they’re being, well… completely idiotic? Then this is the book for you!HR Approved: 52 Ways to Tell Employees That They're Stupid is a funny and satirical book that makes the perfect gag gift for coworkers, employees, managers, and bosses.It's a book that pierces through the veil of typical corporate speak where you'll find something hilarious for each week of the year.This book arms you with the perfect phrases for all those “really?” moments at work.💡 “Yeah keep rolling your eyes… maybe you’ll find something useful back there.”💡 “I’m not responsible for what my face does when you talk.”Great For:• Office workers who need a laugh (and a subtle way to vent)• The go-to gift for sarcastic colleagues and friends• Those looking for some stress relief Read more

CELEBRATING MORE THAN 300 CONSECUTIVE WEEKS AS AN AMAZON BEST SELLER!In 1976, Paul Waymack began chronicling his experience as a third-year medical student. For the next 20 years, he kept a journal filled with crazy stories of unusual patients, unforgettable encounters, and international espionage.Some of them, he’s the first to admit, seem unbelievable.Chasing a naked patient around the ER parking lot in the middle of the night . . .Constructing a horse sling for a 700-pound patient . . .Treating a patient who swallowed a cigarette lighter . . .Serving as a major in the U.S. Army Medical Corps during the Cold War on orders of the president with a KGB agent tailing him all throughout the Soviet Union.Well, Doc is a captivating medical memoir filled with funny anecdotes, heartwarming moments, and candid insights into the world of medicine. Every one of them, true.With scalpel-sharp wit and compassion as deep as the human heart, Dr. Waymack reveals the hilarious, heartbreaking, and often unbelievable realities of life as a burn surgeon. Prepare to be entertained, enlightened, and utterly charmed by this unforgettable memoir. Read more

A new collection from David Sedaris is cause for jubilation. His recent move to Paris has inspired hilarious pieces, including Me Talk Pretty One Day, about his attempts to learn French. His family is another inspiration. You Cant Kill the Rooster is a portrait of his brother who talks incessant hip-hop slang to his bewildered father. And no one hones a finer fury in response to such modern annoyances as restaurant meals presented in ludicrous towers and cashiers with 6-inch fingernails. Compared by The New Yorker to Twain and Hawthorne, Sedaris has become one of our best-loved authors. Sedaris is an amazing reader whose appearances draw hundreds, and his performancesincluding a jaw-dropping impression of Billie Holiday singing I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weinerare unforgettable. Sedariss essays on living in Paris are some of the funniest hes ever written. At last, someone even meaner than the French! The sort of blithely sophisticated, loopy humour that might have resulted if Dorothy Parker and James Thurber had had a love child. Entertainment Weekly on Barrel Fever Sidesplitting Not one of the essays in this new collection failed to crack me up; frequently I was helpless. The New York Times Book Review on Naked Read more

Your Survival Guide to the Hades of Wall StreetThe Devil's Financial Dictionary skewers the plutocrats and bureaucrats who gave us exploding mortgages, freakish risks, and banks too big to fail. And it distills the complexities, absurdities, and pomposities of Wall Street into plain truths and aphorisms anyone can understand. An indispensable survival guide to the hostile wilderness of today's financial markets, The Devil's Financial Dictionary delivers practical insights with a scorpion's sting. It cuts through the fads and fakery of Wall Street and clears a safe path for investors between euphoria and despair. Staying out of financial purgatory has never been this fun. Read more

Inspired by an iconic prize wheel, this humorous gag gift includes a mini spinning answer wheel with a sarcastic twist—the perfect desktop companion for your home or office.Does your boss, officemate, or family constantly pester you with a seemingly endless supply of questions, requests (read: demands), and assignments?If you're tired of the parade of questions from your boss, kids, or coworkers, simply turn to your trusty Office Answer Wheel, give the wheel a gentle spin, and let whatever answer it lands on determine the asker's fate.Answers include:Count Me InI Call Early WeekendYes, and I Love Your HairAsk Me Next WeekI'll Have It in by 5I Demand CoffeeI'll Do Overtime for ThisThis Desk Is out of ServiceSounds GreatAll Signs Point to No Read more